WHEN YOU’RE AT SCHOOL AND YOU SEE SOMEONE WHO HAS ALL THE ANSWERS FOR TODAY’S WORK
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one time i got hit in the head with a soda
luckily it was a soft drink
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When you’re listening to a heavy song in your headphones, and you do that really serious angry walk
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
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Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don’t you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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If you look up beautiful in the dictionary, there’s a picture of you…under the antonyms
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